I saw this joke and felt like it was so appropriate after my blog post yesterday! Hope it gives you a smile!
One night the President and his wife were driving across the country when they had to stop for gas. The gas attendant came out and started filling the limo. The First Lady jumped out of the car and excitedly hugged the attendant. After an animated conversation she climbed back into the limo.
Following this interaction the President asked the First Lady, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, they had dated and he’d been madly in love with her. The President then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely gas station,” to which the First Lady responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”